Human Contact

something i haven't had in 4 years.

My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022

Human Garbage

A trash ass cheating baby daddy, who doesn't pay child support, probably smells dirty pussy, and is named Zayne.

Well, I just got a text from actual human garbage.

by Wombat6969 March 7, 2023

human trumpet

When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.

Hey pal, can you teach me
How to human trumpet?

by Dingleberryface6996 May 19, 2014

Human Pinwheel

Where u go to the freak show find a midget and twirl her around ur dick like a pinwheel

Im desperate for a human pinwheel

by acere August 22, 2008

Human Waterfall

A man or woman, with such sweaty armpits that they are pouring sweat everywhere. Waterfall effect can be maximized by a light colored shirt.

Watch out, the Human Waterfall is pouring it down again.

by Pyrokaaa December 9, 2008

Human Caviar

When "dinning at the y" sucking on the region in order to pull the eggs out and consume them.

Moe was thrilled to try Rose's human caviar for the first time!

by Delta Phungsheon December 29, 2021

human wasteland

Carrot top.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003