National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

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Grab Ass Day

On October 30th, you can grab as much ass as you want but you can only grab one person ass

person A: bro its Grab Ass Day person B: I know I'm so hyped,I'm going to grab so much ass

by Adecider October 12, 2022

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Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athon

A man typically chasing after love so many times only to get dumped or cheated on but still continues to choose a wrong woman that don't really care about him.

Usually shallow and often tries more hard getting to know a person and infatuate himself thinking he's in love / loving the person rather than spending most his time trying to look for more important things in life. Something that 95% of most love singers and fanfic writers end up from.

Lou: Why does he keep jumping woman to woman just to feel happy even though they keep rejecting him many times already, is it that he likes to be hurt or what?

Jones: He certainly is a Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athon than he is a playboy or a stud, that's for sure.

by Doctor Whomst'd've what? September 18, 2025

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