Lettuce Fetcher

A person who struggles to reach completion without the presence of fresh produce

Doctor: "any strange fetishes I should be aware of?"
Nicholas: "just the one, actually. I'm a lettuce fetcher. Grab a cabbage and watch me explode"

by Chicken cox January 31, 2020

JACK FITCH

Just overall an awesome person. You can always trust him and he is better at football than Zac.

Person 1: omg is that jack fitch

Person 2: yeah, he’s incredible

Person 1 I bet he gets all the girls
Jack Fitch: I do

by Duck man November 23, 2021

So-fetch

It is used to randomly to give your sentence some spice.

Omgg!! I love your fit, its so-fetch.

by Your Slang Best-Friend July 11, 2023

Dirty Fitch

When your girl takes a mean shit and you stop her and tell her not to wipe her ass so you can do anal

Yo babe don’t wipe your ass after you shit I wanna do a Dirty Fitch

by Critta Bug August 7, 2024

far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit

Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023

Un-Fetch

Little boys named Ashton who think they’re fetch but in reality they’re not

“Did you see Ashton over there? He is so un-fetch”

by RARARRARARARARARA February 12, 2024

So fetch

"So fetch" is a term for when you are conversing with someone and find something they said or are wearing to be unique and to your liking.

"Wow Katie that skirt you are wearing today is so fetch, you should try to wear it more often"

by Steflovesboba September 8, 2025