Fucktard

Fucktard When you are having sex and they call you retarded call them a fucktard. Hurts more than being called a cunt.

Dang it Ron! You are a real fucktard! You don’t make my pussy wet like Jeff does!

by Hey Halooooo- Fucktard June 15, 2019

fucktarditis

noun: This disease is caught at some random point in life while in the presence of another carrier/host's fucktardedness. It lays dormant until the carrier/host behaves in the most supremely idiotic way that fucktarditis activates to then completely envelope the host.

CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.

At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.

fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.

*(1) Casey caught fucktarditis when he kissed a girl on a dare. They are currently invading people's personal space, spreading fucktarditis at an unbelievably rapid rate.

8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!

by *gypsy*soul* August 3, 2022

fucktard

A person who is a retarded fuck.

Simon Winter is such a fucktard.

by Vg2014 June 19, 2016

fucktard

a person that cant do anything with their life, they are annoying, and rude. Also it's fun to call your friends that so they get mad at you.

OMG BECKY YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKTARD.

by what's your handle?? January 13, 2018

Fucktard

Someone who is extremely stupid. You cannot comprehend how stupid they are. There are no words to describe them so you make one up yourself. It is a perfect combination of fuck + retard.

Eva is such a fucktard for trying to milk a chicken. Like what the fuck was going through her mind?

by immabitfreakish December 7, 2019

Fucktard

A person who gets off on fucking with others due to his/her imaginary, the power is in their head

The night supervisor is a real fucktard.

by Elizabeth Hayward June 9, 2016

fucktard

accronmym for fucking mustard

"this fucking mustard jar wont open"
"this fucktard wont open"

by fede89 February 25, 2009