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Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece
ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025
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Saggy fanny

Where the vagina/ lower clit looks like punched lasagne. Very loose looking and dangly.
Oi oi she’s got a saggy fanny look at state on that sket mush.
by Notasket February 20, 2018
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Fanny Frankenfurter

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by the creators of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.
I used the Fanny Frankenfurter Manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Fanny Frankenfurter !!!
by L Llewellyn James April 5, 2020
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fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021
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Fanny

Gay person: *Driving reckless*
Angry driver: HEY! *honks* MOVE OUT THE WAY YOU FANNY
by daddy jack October 1, 2022
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Granny Fanny in my Nanny

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.
Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny
by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020
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