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false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.
by kollo July 24, 2025
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False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!
by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
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failed5b

The totally best BFDIA 5b mod ever, yeah. Totally. Right guys?
P1: Bro have you played failed5b yet
P2: No why would I ever ChatGPT says it sucks
P1: LIAR! CHATGPT IS A FILTHY N-
P2: Woah calm down!!

P1: Not until you play failed5b
P2: Fine...
by Whatywhat August 21, 2025
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Faitele

"ew look, it's faitele"
by Unknown202908872 September 8, 2025
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Faitele

Faitele is a name of polynesian origin. Although it is usually a masculine name, parents who are faced with the surprise arrival of a female give this name to their child. Females with this name tend to be short-tempered, horizontally challenged, and facially puzzling. If you ever encounter a Faitele in her natural habitat make sure to bring aliment to appease her anger.
Person 1: Hey what rhymes with Feti?
Person 2: Faiteleeeeee
by A_gorgeous.intelligent.girl. September 8, 2025
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False-queen

An individual who lives within a world of their own delusion that they choose to be a queen within. Often so self absorbed they believe they are the only person who matters in the whole world, convinced by their own delusion that it is reality. Often choosing their own title or false/fake crown to wear on their imaginary head.
That false-queen screamed curses at someone who was in pain because she felt slightly inconvenienced by their existence.
by Aknownmouse September 13, 2025
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False spittin

Wrong, negitory, inaccurate, LIES..!
"Nick can go without..!"
Nick replies "FALSE SPITTIN NICK DON'T GO WITHOUT..!"
by LolaRae_007 October 3, 2025
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