city of england

A great city where greats legends such as Nick Crompton originated.

Did you know that Adolf Hitler got fucked up by the City of England?

by FuccGoat August 5, 2017

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018

Come on England CANT

When your mate Will is drunk and screaming aloud, he shouts "COME ON ENGLAND CANT," it is a sign of patriotism

Will shouted "COME ON ENGLAND CANTS" to Joel and Jake, his mates.

by Shrekson O’Connor November 23, 2018

New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.

Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?

by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019

joker from england

amazing internet user. sadly doesn't realize how cool he is.

oh it's joker from england! i hope he's having a nice day.

by patheticredditor August 7, 2021

Queen of England

A femboy hooter stan.

Those guys? Oh yeah, they're such a Queen of England.

by Lil NasX November 26, 2021

Lord Andrew of England

That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.

Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!

by AndrewTeash January 16, 2022