Ni-disorder

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.

IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Ni-disorder diagnostic criteria:

Required symptom criteria include:

1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic manner.

Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays for abstractions or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. A disregard towards society's rules and/or laws with the potential disregard for any social norm.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death."
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)

"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."

by darkness_imperium May 3, 2022

Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.

-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

by bvc55 July 28, 2012

Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.

Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.

Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.

"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

by @nourasmileslike(follow mee) May 27, 2013

no stress disorder

NSD- NO STRESS DISORDER: When someone has never done anything in the military and complains constantly because things aren't comfortable enough for them. Characterized by a lack of sense of urgency and generally being a little bitch with no purpose. Closely associated with Little Bitch Syndrome (LBS) and carries many of the same properties. It is the opposite of PTSD- Post Traumatic Stress. Many people suffering from NSD will claim to have PTSD, but once the facts are sorted out, they really just want attention and free stuff. These people are generally, but not always, in the military. Their "combat tours" are spent inside of large bases where they play video games, participate in "combat salsa", eat at well supplied chow halls and talk to their relatives every day on computers. Symptoms include the inability to actually work, lying about how they went out on patrols and filing paperwork for awards they don't deserve.

"We went back to the FOB the other day and we couldn't find the supply guys we needed at their offices, so we showed up for COMBAT SALSA and found them. They were complaining how they got kicked off the internet after an hour talking to their wives. When we asked why they weren't in the office, they said it was their day off. These motherfuckers have NSD- no stress disorder. FOBBIT Little Bitch Syndrome

by H8Fobbits February 7, 2015

Pellet Smoker Delusional Disorder

A condition of someone who believes that a pellet smoker has any ability to produce BBQ. In other words, a person who has no ability to cook BBQ like a real man, and needs the BBQ equivalent of an electric wheel chair to cook. Also known as "PSDD", or better served as an over priced boat anchor.

Both Matt and White Rice are suffering from pellet smoker delusional disorder because they honestly believes that their POS can produce anything remotely close to BBQ.

by GPStone July 4, 2020

Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED)

SRED/SED is a eating disorder located in the brain caused by a Brocken nerve between it and the stomach. This disorder is formed at a young age but mostly in the creation of the child or in the womb. SRED/SED is when some foods the brain thinks are harmful to it so regurgitates it as a protective mechanism.

I have Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED) some foods my body rejects.

I am sorry I can’t eat that I have Selective rejection eating disorder.

by Dr. RS November 7, 2021

C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

to clean, when everything is clean, the need to clean excessivley.

NOT A ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, AT THIS TIME.

husband: what are you doing now?
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

by the future doctor June 10, 2011