Throat Dragon

A Mythical water dragon that only eats meat . . Once this Throat Dragon Grabs your meat she will fly away with it in her mouth and take your soul . (Commonly found in Hookah Lounges , Kickbacks , Malls , And these are just some of the areas they reside in. Watch out for the Rare Super Mega Soul Sucker . Once she gives you that gawk gawk 3000 you are known to never exist anymore . 🤯

Where are the Throat Dragons ? The throat dragon ate his meat . Hey Throat Dragon are you Hungry ?

by blahzae November 23, 2021

dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.

Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.

by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015

cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.

Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon

by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014

Dragon Sex

Dragon Sex is the toughest most vigorous sex that a human can have, likely ending with someone in tears.

chad 1: cant wait to have some nice dragon sex with stacy.

chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?

by RealSquidDude December 10, 2019

stroke the dragon

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin

Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon

by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017

Dragon Simulator

Dragon Simulator aka Blox fruit it's a game that is populated by dragon users

Blox fruit more like dragon simulator

by Ifreadyoubad January 7, 2021

Dragon stamp

Getting menstral goo on you

Steve went red kiting and ended up getting a huge dragon stamp after he tripped on the kite

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018