Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community

XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?

by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025

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The First Curse

The longest continuing recorded losing-streak curse in recorded Color War history (since its first documentation at the beginning of the century) where Red has lost for a minimum of seven years in a row

People who blame DHS for the First Curse are wrong

by o23gfh October 29, 2025

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The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.

Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.

by KingBoogat November 22, 2025

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