A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

by queefsmellLover December 21, 2023

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.
Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”
by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Another word for socks.
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

by The Elder Council February 25, 2024

Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!
by Scamtram January 5, 2018
