Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

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A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.

Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble

by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021

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One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

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Coon cannon

During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.

I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.

by Wet wipe April 17, 2019

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The Cannon

When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon

Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere

by The piss artist December 7, 2022

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Cannon

An annoying, overrated piece of music written by some guy named Pacabell.

They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?

by Obadiah's existential crisis January 18, 2024

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