When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
Get the Calling the plumbermug. When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.
Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.
Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.
Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.
Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.
Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.
by kp1 June 25, 2009
Get the mission callmug. <i>etymology</i> From the 2016 film <i>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</i>
<i>interjection</i> Time-out. Used to stop or interrupt a heated argument that is on the verge of becoming a fistfight.
See also: Martha
<i>interjection</i> Time-out. Used to stop or interrupt a heated argument that is on the verge of becoming a fistfight.
See also: Martha
by sir kiko May 29, 2016
Get the to call marthamug. The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.
Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020
Get the Perfect Callmug. When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.
by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015
Get the Mom callmug. by MeRePa September 2, 2022
Get the Rat callingmug. Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.
When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.
When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.
Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”
by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021
Get the the call of the weenmug.