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California

The state with the <i>second</i> longest beach in the continental United States, following Washington State (that's north for those of you educated by the California educational system).
by Othello June 10, 2004
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California time

Mainly an East Coast term. When you have a booty call that you can call at any hour of the night as if it were only three hours earlier. e.g. It is 3am and you call the person with no problem as if it were 12am.
Dude, I've got her on California Time
by the Wingman April 18, 2005
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California

A state that lies on the West Coast which everyone seems to hate even though it's still a state. We no longer have an actor as our governer so stop fucking critizing us about it. It holds Hollywood, Los Angelos, San Francisco, San Diego, and all those cities. And anyone ON the freaking INTERNET and on this site shouldn't fucking say anything about California BECAUSE this is where: Google, Apple, HP, and Yahoo were founded. We're not all surfers, actors, rich people and all that crap. We're actually people like everyone else in the USA and the world. We have advantages for living here just like everyone else, and we have disadvantages. Just get fucking over it, we're a State, and it's not like we're going to bomb anyone anytime soon.
Person 1: I hate California, they fucking suck ass.

Person 2: Narrow-minded idiot, be glad it's a state, google wouldn't exist if it wasn't.

Girl: California rocks!

Guy: Yeah right.

Girl: Don't be a fucking hater, it's not like we're bombing you. Be happy that some guys set up Apple in CALIFORNIA or you wouldn't have a fucking iPod.
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California

The most overrated state ever. All that's nice is the weather. There are gay people everywhere, crime, ghetto people, earthquakes, no seasons, pollution, too crowded, and too expensive.
Dumb Californian: Hey, it's summer!
Smart Californian: So what? It's 5 degrees warmer.

Typical Californian: Fuck off! Go away!
by gman8 March 15, 2007
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California Slang

Any word used by California residents that seems foreign to the rest of the countries English speaking folks, Like he/she /I/they was all, Hella, Hyphy, Skyeing, Ghost ride the whip and many more.

Word like Fully, Fist pump, GTL and other Non west-coast Rooted terms of Urban Hippie Slang does not fit into this definition.
Hella dudes are gathering to watch the girls fight,

I was all like Hey Fuylly is not California slang you and that term go back to the east coast,

King of the super duper Hyphy Hyphy.

So I was ghost riding the hip and I saw a cop so I just walked away and pretended the car was not mine
by Skillibobaggins February 19, 2012
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California

1. Most popular state in the USA.
2. Ridiculed and stereotyped by pathetic states who pass themselves off as a great state...yeah right!!
3. Some of the most beautiful scenery and diverse place with great people.
4. Basically makes every other states look like utter shit.
5. Some of the best attractions in the world.
6. Place not ruled by homosexuals, that's only in one part of San Francisco.
Man 1: Hey have you ever been to California?
Man 2: Yeah I have!! It's a great place to live in, you should visit there sometimes.
by Tommyyee June 20, 2008
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californian

pimp ass nigga that will take your hoe any day..
by jigga-nigga October 5, 2003
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