The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through

“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”

by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024

butthole grabber

Someone who sneakily slips a hand, finger, or object into someone's anus and carefully grabs it

" Hey , get your finger out of my butt, you butthole grabber"

by Kaylaykay August 23, 2017

butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!

I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!

by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017

Butthole

A sister or brother that literally looks like a butthole. I:,e My sister

My sister is such a Butthole.

by YaBoiRickyPopiati June 9, 2019

Butthole tickler

A butthole tickler is someone who tickles someone's butthole then takes their asshairs and burns them infront of the victim that had the butthole tickled. To become a true butthole tickler, one must complete the task of tickling a persons anus at least 10 trillion times in one week.

I became a true butthole tickler by tickling 10 trillion anus's.

by Goonther the Third December 6, 2024

Butthole supreme

when you grab somebody butthole then stuff it with turkey shit and eat it out of here like a bowl of soup

when somebody eat butthole supreme

by ballsackplayer22 December 28, 2020