cigar burn

An anus. A butthole. The dime sized brownish pink hole resembles a burn from a cigar

"Your ass stinks, go wash that cigar burn of yours!"

by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006

Bowl burn

This is when your turds rubs against the bottom of the toilet bowl and creates a burn mark. Similar to rocket burns in underwear.

Dude. Your shit left a bowl burn.

by Iamjake November 4, 2012

Mexican Burn

the period of time after eating cheap Mexican food when every internal organ in your body lights on fire. Usually followed by extended periods on the toilet.

Guy 1 "dude, what's wrong with you?"
Guy 2 "Mexican burn"
Guy 1 "told you to quit eating those $2 enchilada specials"

by Smitten_Kitten13 August 10, 2010

Burn an Egg

Burning an Egg means that you just took a nasty smelly poop. One that causes people not to want to enter your household.

Dude, you might want to leave for a few hours im about to burn an egg.

Man I tried frying an egg...thankfully it didn't burn.

by Fortifiedforlife July 25, 2011

Burn Rubber

Ferocious masturbation while you're wearing a condom. Can also be done while said condom is on fire.

Alex decided to burn rubber when jane send him nudes

by WiddyFoe April 22, 2018

Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014

Burning Sands

Burning Sands is an amorphus burning mass, that careers hither, and thither, with complete and utter disregard for any and all authority. Several drunken youths are held responsable for it. It only occurs in december, and forces them to drink to excess and engage in drunken deborchery on Rings Beach, near Mararangi, North Island, New Zealand.

Ahh! IT WAS THE CENTIPEDE!!

by Mike October 19, 2004