Bullshit

a man who believes every word that comes out of his mouth.

Tay Poe: Ian get paid this week, I get paid next week.

Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.

Tay poe: yea

Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?

Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid

Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks

ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT

by cityyyyprincesss May 15, 2025

Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.

"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!

by jhsdfghjkloiuytgfdszxcvbni April 2, 2024

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.

Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking

“Hitler was a good guy” Jim said to his son.
“That’s Frabble-knackeng-bullshit” he responded

by JimmyJamez1212 April 5, 2024

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024

bullshit gorgeous

A classic Australian expression used to convey how unbelievably gorgeous someone is

Did you see that woman over there? She's bullshit gorgeous!

I know, I can hardly believe it

by SwissCheeseWizard May 18, 2024

Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

Bullshit Class

A class that you don’t actually need to graduate.

“I didn’t have a full schedule so I had to take a bullshit class”

by bsullivann May 27, 2024