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Bullshit

by Jared Holley March 29, 2021
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No Bullshit Guy

A guy who is generally nice guy but when it comes to serious matters he does not joke around.
James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
by Shaman3 January 1, 2023
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Bullshit

Most probably whatever it is you are doing professionally.
Dude I have been reviewing the backlog recently. It seems we must circle back and touch base with a session of planning poker so we can better redistribute the story point estimates of our latest feature, im not just doing bullshit I swear.
by Pretend Coder July 29, 2025
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Neuro-Bullshit

Reference to some neurological study or brain imaging study or MRI study or 'the brain points light up here' study which has value implications about something super complex, but is used by a speaker to baffle their audience, claim expertise, and make a point that can't be refuted (unless the audience is neuroscientists).
Look at that speaker putting all that Neuro-Bullshit on the presentation screen at the start of their lecture in order to convince us that what they're saying about how people behave is right. They're not a neuroscientists and neither are we, why are they showing us brain photos?!
by Human Peacocking March 5, 2024
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Bullshit

"Theres bullshit all over the carpet Jonny, your grounded"
by Urgaymom July 25, 2019
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white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.
*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019
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Bullshit

Paul: Why are you late?
Riley: It's my mum's fault. She's a cleaner who I've got to rely on for transport as I can't drive and don't have my driver's licence.
Paul: Enough with the bullshit! You're fired!
by EvanC7 November 27, 2023
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