gay butthole sex

two men vigorously having anal sex

I walked on on my dad and uncle having gay butthole sex.

by Alkerj Jabibi Kaliki Eid Balaj July 28, 2024

butthole-cut

A cut in your butthole

Des really enjoyed his new monster-sized sex toy despite the fact it gave him a butthole-cut or two.

by Yourmatephil April 8, 2020

Butthole Deficiency

Your butthole stopped working and it's time to have butthole surgery.

Oh no! I have a bad case of Butthole Deficiency!

by anonymous January 7, 2021

fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours

Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!

by old number nintey nine December 10, 2023

Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

Butthole friendly

Any contraband item that will fit into a humans rectum without being too uncomfortable or detected.

Since his incarceration, the inmate has been inquiring about a butthole friendly cell phone.

by Lil Snickers March 19, 2022

butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.

When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.

by Sox773 January 3, 2019