The state that the Brian leaves your puckered anus in after a single session of tender butt sex. Gaping does not even begin to describe the aftereffects of Brian´s anal assault. The most significant of which can only be described as a cheek-clapping-colon-clearing-orgasm-inducing-fart so wet and so intense that the human body is forced to eject copious amounts of both cum and feces at their respective terminal velocities in order to prevent the sheer amount of overstimulation from disrupting the nervous system and inducing a seizure.
You wouldn´t believe what happened to me last night!
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Brian?
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Yeah... this is my third change of clothes, today. My ass got so Brian´d that sitting down is the least of my issues. Just standing up without my bloodied small intestine unloading is impossible!
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Brian?
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Yeah... this is my third change of clothes, today. My ass got so Brian´d that sitting down is the least of my issues. Just standing up without my bloodied small intestine unloading is impossible!
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
Get the Brianmug. by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Brianmug. He is the kindest person you will ever get to know. Has the biggest heart and cares a lot about you. he will always be by your side no matter what happens. He is often sad because others hurt him in some way and they don't know what he's going through. he has the biggest heart. He's a really smart and handsome boy that really likes to do sports. he is areally good friend so make sure to stick by his side!
by Randellatrice February 11, 2022
Get the Brianmug.
Get the brianmug. by smellmyface January 17, 2008
Get the two bucket brianmug. by little_foot November 23, 2021
Get the Brian Keemug.