Used as currency in prison
Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
by Despacito5 August 17, 2018
Get the Blowjobmug. A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Blowjobmug. Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
by Polo.boi June 25, 2020
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. The same way that you lower the top of a convertible car to experience something different, a convertible blowjob is a similar process where a person removes the dental prosthetics and engages in fellatio.
by mrsaca August 3, 2022
Get the Convertible Blowjobmug. That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022
Get the Beaver Blowjobmug. An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023
Get the Bootie and the Blowjobmug. by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023
Get the Blowjobmug.