Skip to main content

Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.
Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit
by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022
mugGet the Main Character Bullshitmug.

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…
Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.
by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
mugGet the Zamboni bullshitmug.

Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
by pesticidko April 3, 2020
mugGet the Bullshit as usualmug.

Bullshit fun

The day that res got Bullshit fun was the day Alex, Steve, John, and Liam made a home-made slip n' slide after uni exams.
by Johnno2302 January 22, 2009
mugGet the Bullshit funmug.

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
mugGet the Goat-Ass Bullshitmug.

Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)
Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one
by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018
mugGet the Baby Back Bullshitmug.

Bullshit

Dying in Minecraft because they didn’t have fucking scuba diving gear
by Jbjbhjhjjhjh August 18, 2019
mugGet the Bullshitmug.

Share this definition