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Boner Killer

Damn dude, my math teacher, Mrs. Bowman, is such a boner killer

Boner monkey 

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

Boner Barrier 

(Noun) When your boner physically gets in the way of you and a girl, typically in a scenario where you are experiencing intimate contact.
I was up on my girl making out, but my boner barrier separated us apart telling me it's go time.
Boner Barrier by LaxDoc October 12, 2012

boner memory

to remember someone you don't otherwise know when seeing a photo or hearing a description. one having boner memory will have their meories aided and enriched based on the fact that the subject of the memory gave them a sexual buzz.
Liz: Hey Casey I met a guy from your college on the net named Paul. Do you know him?

Casey: No. I don't think so.

Liz: Here's his photo. That's a guy I would definitely like to get in his funky undies!

Casey: Oh yeah, he is starting to look familiar!

Liz: HA HA! BONER MEMORY!
boner memory by Liz Mc October 2, 2007

boner factor 

the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner
Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor
boner factor by say-d April 22, 2008