arrogant bastard

the most arrogant bastard ever is Pete Wentz, what a tosspot
and he is the bassist for a very shite band
fall out boy
just go die

look at that arrogant bastard, he's sitting on the head stock of his bass

by Hickseyd December 10, 2008

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!

something you chant at fat people

ben iggo: yum pies

some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"

by Danman11 June 19, 2006

jack bastard

A Knobhead Football Supporter From Swansea City Who Lives In Dillusioned World, Thinking Their Team Is Great.

Look At Those Jack Bastards Over There, What A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

by Teamian December 24, 2008

Bastard

A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth.
Not before creation, just before birth.

At least my parents were married when I was born! Your such a bastard!

Shut up! It's not my fault!

by Boo You Whore! January 9, 2011

Bastard

A fun and playful name to call your closest friends.

"Sup you big bastard"
"See you tomorrow you magnificent bastard"

by Mr.Badsause July 29, 2014

shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003

Scrummy Bastard

A friend who does something annoying just to get on your nerves.

"I just drank the last of the milk. Hope you didn't need any for your cereal."

"You scrummy bastard!"

by Stud April 11, 2005