baby hotline

a bop by jack stauber. its a pop song that cam out in 2019. its gas and u should listen to it. baby hotline could also be a term used to describe a friend who always gives u advice.

Person 1: "someone" just broke up w me. *sigh* im in desperate need of a baby hotline
Person 2: NO FEAR! BABY HOTLINE IS HERE

Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you
Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time, chow down to earth
But in your head she's a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
Boundary boredom!

by corey<333 January 07, 2022

splash baby

A child conceived when semen enters the vagina during anal sex

Suzy was a "mistake" because she's a splash baby.

by BMNNHB December 10, 2008

Brooklyn baby

a younger girl who lives in Brooklyn/or not and indulges themselves with older men, while being a hippy

do you see her boyfriend, she's a Brooklyn baby for sure

by rawrrawrdiamond February 10, 2021

Dinner Baby

The condition when, after eating a large meal, one's stomach protrudes like that of a pregnant woman.

Term maybe altered due to mealtime: ie: lunch baby.

I had a dinner baby after the all-you-can-eat buffet.

by Murpy's Lawyer March 07, 2007

baby fountain

a woman that continually produces offspring.

"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"

by master holy crap August 07, 2008

March Baby

North american term for a person who exhibits shady and especially toxic traits that painfully complicate your life and/or someone else's. This type of behavior can last from minutes to months(so be careful), coming in at random times or even periodically. Though there's one thing you can certainly expect when associating with a march baby, which is emotional distress, so brace yourself.

She's such a March Baby, isn't it obvious? I lose brain cells every time i see her.

by JuicegxGod September 07, 2019

Baby Fraggot

A nub whos sole purpose in life is to be fragged.
also. One who is ineligible to top frag. Must sound like they are 13 years old or younger. Who provides entertainment from their lack of skills and high pitched voice.

Ronald- "that kid is running around with invis and a pistol. what a baby fraggot"

Frantasmo123: Look at that bottom fragger losing it for our team
Airick123: what a little baby fraggot

by The Frantastic Frantasmo October 09, 2009