Asian Torture

What some Asian parents put their children through to make them extremely good at something the kid doesn't even really care about doing.

So you know that video on YouTube which says "4 Year Old Boy Plays Piano Better Than Any Master" That video is an example of Asian Torture. The kid was forced through this by his parents and he really doesn't like doing it but he has to.

by Cazaam December 21, 2014

Asian Booty

An Asian Booty is one Asian stripping in a illegal bar.This is a sexy monster and most likely to rape you.

Jake Paul:Come on Asian Booty come to my dick..

by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019

Asian Blunt

An asian blunt is when you roll a blunt but instead weed you sprinkle your dead dogs ashes in the blunt and smoke it

Yo bro, wanna smoke this asian blunt!

by romdog April 6, 2019

Asian Jeff

A Asian Jeff is someone who has bath time also Known as a Jeffery Chong

asian Jeff Its fucking time for a bath lil bitch!

by CuntGayBitchDady August 6, 2019

asian glizzy

A Banana for the real glizzy gorilas😼

Hey bro is that an asian glizzy,damn he a real glizzy gobbler

by Glizzy gobbler July 19, 2020

Asian Grades

Asian Grades are almost always more extreme and abusive than a regular person's grades are.

Asian Grades:

A+= Could Have Done Better
A= Average
A-=Might Get Beat
B+= WHY CAN'T YOU GET AN 'A'!
B= Belt
B-= Bombed
C+= Get Nae Naed
C= Can't Live In My Family Again
C-= Should I Go Through Your Search History?
D+= Suns Down Beat Down
D= Disowned
D-= Die
F+= Failure
F= Find a New Family
F-=Fucking Go To Hell

"How are you ASIAN GRADES Timmy?"

by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020

Asian-Out

To be excessively unreliable, and flake out. To frequently "Asian-Out" is to bail on almost every event/meeting/thing you agree to attend. The excuses provided will commonly be along the lines of, "My mother cooked me dinner and is waiting for me at home," or "I just found out I have to go to a family member's wedding, sorry".

"I really hope Priya doesn't asian-out on us again tonight."

"Sadaf you are not allowed to asian-out on me!"

by bambiistarr September 10, 2012