Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022
Get the Amberismmug. by BarryDavis December 3, 2021
Get the Amber Rivermug. A validation whore. Someone who can’t resist the urge to post every “good” deed they do on social media.
by Stfu4real November 12, 2023
Get the Ambermug. 
Steve: Did you heard that Monica was ambering jerry last night
Frank: No wonder he smelt like poop and had bruises
Frank: No wonder he smelt like poop and had bruises
by The Humble Cudgel May 26, 2022
Get the Amberingmug.