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Alex

A guy who just thinks he's the shit when really he is shit. Alex thinks he is better than everybody, and if you think different, "you trippin". An Alex tends to use girls. He manages to get one, gets bored, and subs them out quicker then he gets subbed out in basketball. An Alex usually has the body structure of a twig, and the facial structure of a pinto bean. Alex is as skinny as a twig, and has no problem fitting into tight places with his twig lookin' ass. On social media, Alex normally posts, "Like for a TBH" when TBH... SHHHH! You hear that? It's people not giving a fuck.
"You're such a fucking douche, you could be an Alex."

"OMG, it's so skinny, are you an Alex?"

Are you a new species of twig, or are you an Alex?"
by CryingJordanFace May 28, 2016
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Alex

someone who thinks they are cool but they actually are not
wow look there Alex, he thinks he's cool
by alannahiscool September 27, 2014
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Alex

Absolute idiot.
The worst of all lovers. Can normally be found on their own, crying in the corner.
"He is such a loser. He is such an Alex"
by Realtalkgal January 18, 2017
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Alex

The worlds most stupid Mexican that can ever be. He is short not strong and gay asf. This mexican can be dumb billy pretty much impressive. And is good at sucking dick like a pornstar
Alex can suck me up.
by Alex dif February 13, 2018
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Alex

A person who likes a girl but doesn't talk to them. They still live with their parents at the bold age of 22. They like videogames, firtatas, and butt stuff.
Hey, I heard Brian call Jacob an "Alex" . He must like firtatas.
by Simp Sauce February 1, 2020
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Alex

Alex is a retard who still lives woth his mom even he it 80 fucking 4
ALEX IS A FUCKING RETARD
by Lesbiansucker October 13, 2019
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Alex

abusive asshole. will leave marks on you if you walk away during a fight, or talk to your best friend instead of him. will not stop touching you if you ask, and will manipulate you til he can get sexual things. will leave you after two years and find a fuck buddy after 2 days. is a sociopath, abuser, liar, cheater, narcissist and the biggest fuckboy you will ever meet.
did you and Alex break up?
yeah. 2 days ago. he was abusive. and already found a hoe to touch on.
by apparentlyabitch123 November 27, 2018
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