When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.
Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.
by Terio Marin June 19, 2016
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by SWC February 4, 2005
Get the alabama hot pocket mug.Sexual intercourse involving three people (2 men and 1 woman) in which the two men are facing the woman and vice versa. This is to show the woman respect, as the male citizens of the great state of Alabama do daily (thus the name). As a result, "doggy style" is never used in this threeway. Possible positions include: one man engaging the woman in sex in the missionary position while the other man is receiving a blowjob from the woman, or the woman (while on her back) is being anally penetrated by one man, while the other is on top of her in the missionary position. There are other positions involving the woman being on top of one of the men, but it is important that all male parties are facing the woman at all time. Otherwise the proper amount of respect is not being shown. Ejaculating on the woman's face is generally done, but not mandatory.
"Kevin and Dave came over for an Alabama Threeway last night, but I nearly kicked Dave out when he tried to go in from behind. Doesn't he know I'm a lady?"
by BJ and the Bear May 25, 2012
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It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub and suck a dudes dick.
by Zoe Calzatti May 15, 2014
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The male partner takes the female partner's cellphone, sets it to vibrate, then inserts it into the female's rectum. The male partner then begins having vaginal sex. A few moments later, while the male's penis is still stimulating the vagina, the male calls the cellphone inside the female's rectum, makes her take it out of her own rectum, makes her answer the phone, and has her talk "dirty" to him.
The male partner takes the female partner's cellphone, sets it to vibrate, then inserts it into the female's rectum. The male partner then begins having vaginal sex. A few moments later, while the male's penis is still stimulating the vagina, the male calls the cellphone inside the female's rectum, makes her take it out of her own rectum, makes her answer the phone, and has her talk "dirty" to him.
by Vuh Jyn Uh June 29, 2009
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i had these two chicks last night tht taught me a new sex move
its called the alabama double dog and it rly gets girls off
its called the alabama double dog and it rly gets girls off
by trombz69696969 April 29, 2010
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