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The kind of guy to get all sweaty when seeing black people, or having to brush his teeth which are rotting out of his fat milky round head. When his mother tells him to behave, he crunches her fingers backwards and runs away. A small, small, dog runs up at steals hot dogs out of his hands every day leaving him with just the bun. Lastly he thinks he looks like Andrew Garfield. ( I asked.)
There's andrew again, screaming about how I'm gonna die at a chicken nugget party.
Andrew by Fat spider egg July 16, 2022
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Usually uses roids to get his dick up to fuck teenagers easy picks eh and a total pig
1 it looks like a bomb went off
2 that's Andrew's room
Andrew by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022
Andrew is so intelligent and kind! The most loyal man to have by your side! Andrew has a cool temper and always has his head on his shoulders. He is suuper hot and sexy with a nice giant cock. Sex is always toe curling with Andrew! Andrew is truly amazing and handsome! I love you Andrew
Dude did you see how awesome and cool Andrew is?

He is the best!
Andrew by Sky22sky July 24, 2022
Did you hear about the thing Andrew told me?

Nah, don't worry about it, he's an Andrew
Andrew by reyesgaslight.gov July 30, 2022
Andrew is a great news for you guys too so much fun and fun for me too but you need a lot of money for your family to do that and then we will be doing something that you can we can get on your mind if we can get it together for you to see if we are able and will see if we are able and will see you in august and we can get you all done that would you like us more to be in your life or we will do that for the future cock
andrew doodoo boy do i know what to say to you and you tell mommy to do something else and you will be doing something else to help me out and help me with the
Andrew by big and August 1, 2022
He is a cunt. He is shit in bed. He normally works in hospitality and fakes trip advisor reviews. If you see an Andrew in sight .. run. He usually thinks he is amazing , however this is a lie. #noandrew
Andrew by Bestwaitress51 August 7, 2022
Andrew, a god amongst men, a man that knows no equal. He is a history major, not in an academic way, but he is the god of all time and space, conqueror of the cosmos, and ruler of all that is. Millions cower in fear before his magnificence. He is Him. Among his many abilities, one of his greatest is his ability to hit a backward pool shot. The first time he attempted this shot it caused a massive shockwave that sent ripples throughout space-time. Andrew is not someone to be trifled with.
All hail Andrew, first of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. May he have mercy on us all.