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African Warthog

High grade marijuana known as African Warthog. Worth about fifteen US dollars a gram, this cannabis is extremely strong when it comes to the high and the odor. It is rare to find on the streets, for it is usually sold in great quantities.

This strong cannabis was first grown by a man referred to as Pumba. He named the weed after himself thus, African Warthog, enlightened by the movie The Lion King.
by Pumba (M.J.L.) March 24, 2010
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African Wristwatch

when a man wraps his penis around his wrist and pretends to read the time from it.
She asked him what time it was, but he wasn't wearing an actual watch, so he instead wrapped his penis around his wrist, and SHOWED her what time it was. He gave her the African Wristwatch.
by johnwells November 28, 2012
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South-African Safari

A girl with so many pubes u can even see her pussy so you must use a machete to get to the goods. Soon to find out "she" has a dick
Dude last night i picked up this whore who had so many pubes i got my grandfathers machete to cut them away but i soon found out it was a man. It was one epic South-African Safari
by RCmuffins13524 February 5, 2009
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White South African

Any White person born and raised in South Africa.

White South Africans like to live the good life, they're a calm, and welcoming ethnic minority. However, they tend to get very violent if provoked. I myself, have never seen such carnage before I went to South Africa.

A White South African can be your best friend, but if you cross them, they can be as cruel as if a group of Colombian and Russian scientists genetically engineered him/her.

Be wary of Afrikaans women especially, they tend to be crazy, all they want to do is serve you food and get pregnant.

Afrikaans men, they tend to be the racist ones of the ethnic minority. So approach those guys with caution.

All other White South Africans except the Afrikaans, are sane, and awesome people - if you stay on their good side.

I saw a guy get beaten to shit by this one dude in South Africa, something to do with a girl. I also saw this other guy get shot in the head for looking at this other dude wrong...
Guy 1: "Dude that guy is a Bad Motherfucker"

Guy 2: "You see that dude get curb-stomped?! That guy who did it must have been a"

Girl: "White South African?"

Guy 1 & 2: "Yeah"
by romplestomple March 16, 2011
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African booty scratcher

Long wooden object that scratches the body or any place of the body.
Primary the glutious maximums.
Native Africans used this wooden object to scratch there unreachable body parts.
Malcolm please retrieve me an African booty scratcher from the market when you go pick up the plantine please.
by Ah’cet publishing firm February 2, 2019
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African Earplug

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.
"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."
by Gina Hatfield and T.J. Mosley September 15, 2008
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african music

-a racist term for rap music;
-usually said by openly racist latinos (esp. colombians/ecuadorians)
-okay i think we've heard enough of this african music
-put some reggaeton on parce! fuck this
by JDZ HYPE February 12, 2008
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