Potato Gems

Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon.

Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.

Good yum yum.

Guy 1: “do you know joe?”
Guy 2: “nah, but I want potato gems”

by BarryButterbean October 24, 2019

FINA POTATO

Fina potato is kind, nice and helful even when shes not trying to be. She cant upset you and she is very important to you. If you meet one keep her/him/them

Fina potato is like so last year or

by 🐯TIGER KING 44🐯 February 15, 2021

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

potato noises

When a player named Potato Alpha in the game Eve Online talks, he only says *Potato Noises*

*Potato Noises*

by Dora Ambramotte February 26, 2017

Potato pc

totally crap pc

"gosh im tired of playing games on this potato pc!! time to buy a new one"

by brodoesntknowthemeaningof September 28, 2022

potatoes are great

potatoes are great means that there cute, awesome, sweet potatoes but if u get them mad THE POTATOES WILL COME AND GET YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING so watch out :)

WOW that person is such a potatoes are great

by unicorn345 May 23, 2018

Potato Pugilism

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.

Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.

by Zakx October 9, 2018