swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.

JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"

by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pool

Liminal image pointing to a state, place or quality of in-betweenness. A familiar image hearkening back to a former era, time or childhood.

The liminal manifesto is quite simply, "pool".

by Pool Marm October 17, 2021

beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.

Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”

by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021

Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.

Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool

by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021

Kyle pool pirate

Big meanie who is chicken to play others in basketball because he is bad at it

Kyle pool pirate is a big meanie he thinks he cool

by big_dog33 August 1, 2021

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021