Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.

Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.

by CapitanSeaman June 06, 2024

Sparkle Pony

(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.

(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes

by S[hell]by November 13, 2018

sparkle pony

a show boat

a person is a sparkle pony

by doc arizona February 25, 2020

Pink Poni

Its an occurrence that happens to prodomilty white males durning sex. The pinker the pony the tastier that berry be.

Eh did you hear that Hazey only loves Pink Poni?

by Hazeyxmetal February 06, 2019

Palomino Pony

When a girl sticks her finger in your ass to slam your prostate while she blows you.

I came like a rocket when she gave me the palomino pony!

by Chef Barardy November 25, 2020

Show Pony Rider

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.

‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’

by snipe69horses March 19, 2019

Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.

Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?

by That1guy555 January 11, 2024