Monster Mash

When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.
"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."
by Rockabilly March 11, 2009
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Cookie Monster

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster
by G-Union May 06, 2003
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cunt monster

noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.
My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.
by Madame Mame March 08, 2011
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monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.
Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".
by nar August 26, 2014
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Coast Monster

An arrogant and ignorant person who believes every inch of the United States that's not within 300 miles of the ocean is desolate wasteland.
Like a typical coast monster, Nathan had never been further inland than Sacramento.
by turaligo December 19, 2014
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Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.
a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"
by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009
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feed the monster

When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.
You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.
by twist_of_lime_with_salt November 05, 2015
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