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King Jason Ferbert

The ruler of the land and has the highest power of Wareham. Is a pimp of the ladies and always gets the fine pussy
Hail King Jason ruler of the land
by Jason Ferbert April 26, 2005
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Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.
Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!
by OldassJason August 10, 2009
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Freddy Vs. Jason

stupidest movie ever, oh wow they kill people again, woohoo, like it isnt' like the other 100 movies that involve them
by nacho January 15, 2004
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jason bourne fight

A fight so confusing you don't know what is even going on and who is even winning the fight itself.
Josh: I was watching Carl and Tony have a Jason Bourne Fight in the parking lot, and I had no idea what the hell was going on.
by Caladude June 6, 2018
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Jason Aldean Cake

"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes
by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 6, 2010
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National text a Jason day

February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!
by Brochaco.tack February 24, 2020
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Jason Verlander Delay

Otherwise known as a 'Verlander delay.'

1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.

2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.
1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."

2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."
by LukieInTheSky June 1, 2010
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