7-11 rule

The rule that states 90% of the time you call a 7-11, the person who answers will be Indian.
The 7-11 Rule
*Ring*
(In Indian Accenet) Hello my friend, welcome to 7-11
by indianboy123 April 16, 2014
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9-11 Tactic

When a government or coporation knowingly allows a tragedy to happen so they can use it as a scare tactic to better control the people.
"They say that the bombing on a train was done by a religious group of extremists. The cops are gonna come down hard on them."
"Oh yeah? I think it's just another 9-11 tactic."
by Lucius Sergius Catilina March 02, 2010
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Happy 9/11

When you wish someone a happy September 11th
Person #1: "Happy 9/11"
Person #2: "Thanks man!"
by ihavasmallpp September 14, 2019
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9/11 Tourette's

A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong.

The phrase was coined by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show on Octover 1, 2007.
Actual examples of 9/11 Tourette's:

"I also think there have been subsequent intervening events, September 11, which cast somewhat of a different light on the second ammendment."

"Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11? Because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11."
by Gilgamesch October 04, 2007
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9/11 Defense

1. A mechanism in which you invoke the spirit of the legislation, executive directive, and politcal mindset used in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to justify inappropriate, unethical, extreme, or illegal behaviors one involves themselves in.
Person: How'd you get away with taking pictures of your neighbor through her window?

You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense.

Person: aaaah, nice.
by JackSpayed October 23, 2009
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9/11

A day where we saw the absolute worst of humanity. As well as a day where we saw the greatest aspects of humanity. A day where for far too short of a time in American history we casted aside all of our differences, our prejudices, as well as our hatred of each other to help those we did not know in times of dire desperation and need. It was a day where the invisible boundaries, whose foundation rests on fear and ignorance, that separate us all came crashing down with those towers. For one moment in time we saw all of us as true equals, all united as Americans. We knew that if we were to survive and seek justice for this horrendous act, committed by barbarians who do not even belong in the specie of humans, we knew we all had to stand united.
The biggest tragedy of 9/11 was that our unity was not to last. Out of our fears and paranoias we latched on to our ideologies, as well as our leaders who made promises as empty as the hollow pits where the Twin Towers once stood.
by Darth Vegas December 29, 2007
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11 Year olds

Don't judge people by their age. Some 11 year olds are actually better than teens. All those horny cunts on youtube have

given the rest of the world's 11 year old population a bad reputation. Others are actually pretty nice. don't stereotype people for their age. remember, if you're about to make fun of one, just think that bitch you were 11 once too
person 1: omfl 11 year olds are horny fucking under aged shits
person 2: not all of them are, you were 11 once too you bastard
by 1klix1 July 21, 2019
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