Maria

The bitchiest person I’ve ever met who ruined my fucking mental health.

Maria is a bitch

by Maythepie3 February 28, 2024

maria gabriella

a short tempered woman, physically short (but not shorter than syidaad). she is her

look its rovic! ofc theres maria gabriella there too

by thattrustableguy May 12, 2023

Maria Dolores

She is a nymphomaniac.

Maria Dolores has a big booty

by joshuanina November 22, 2021

Maria Almeida

Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.

boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))

by Simplório March 19, 2021

Tia Maria

“The Mexican Martha Stewart” famous for her Salsa, crafts and interior design. Rose to fame on Instagram. Know for her defined Latin curves and raza lifestyle.

Tia Maria is the Mexican Martha Stewart

by Rojo Grande August 24, 2020

jose maria fernandes

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.

Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!

by Jonh du March 28, 2017

Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.

Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card

by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022