Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistlemug. A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
Get the joogle the cross eyed danglermug. A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021
Get the Willy the one-eyed wonder weinermug. by The guy with the words August 14, 2018
Get the Blind-eyed Susanmug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
Get the panda eyed twinsmug. by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022
Get the Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snakemug.