cookout table legs

when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs

by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021

not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

by creality September 2, 2022

One Table

A common code within the drug underworld used to describe a significant deal with a rival gang.

"Meet you at the restaurant tonight, there is only one table"

by numerouno1999 June 13, 2013

Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.

When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot

by thats_a_plant September 27, 2021

Set the Table

During a 3+ way when a man cums on and around a women's vagina right before the other people involved. eats her out.

Mayour also be referred to as "Marinating the chicken" or "salting the meat"

Things got interesting last night. Emily was getting hungry so I set the table on Nicole like a gentleman should.

by mrdrurban May 23, 2015

Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019