dirty calamari

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

by NavyRhino May 03, 2018

dirty vegetable

The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.

I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.

by owlbattle April 02, 2014

Dirty Douglass

When you wait until your 50th wedding anniversary to give your husband anal, just to keep things spicy in the bedroom

She'll let anyone fuck her but she's saving her ass so she can give her husband the Dirty Douglass.

by mmkelley April 15, 2020

Dirty Owain

Sleeping with your mothers sister while your uncle fucks your arse

Lost my beanie because i was doing a dirty owain

by Callum Richard Peter Thomas October 08, 2021

Dirty Krismct

When you meet a beautiful man on TikTok and he disappoints you both sexually and emotionally.

It was going so well but it ended up just another Dirty Krismct.

by TheReeealDeeeal June 16, 2021

Dirty Clarice

The sexuall act of taking tamato sauce and rubbing inside their ear to eat it with ear wax

Man 1 - have you tasted the dirty Clarice yet?

Man - 2 No ... but i want too!!

Yuuum

by Jeffree baizels December 01, 2021

Dirty gape

Being beat in a race Realy bad

Im about to lay a Dirty gape on a 850 with my mach 1 700 tbh

by peterdyck December 26, 2021