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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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Sex

Person 1: *looks at person 2s phone*
Person 1: Why tf are you searching up sex on urban dictionary

Person 2: Idk I'm just extremely down bad.
by soggycloth85 May 8, 2022
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Sex

the act of passionately inserting one’s big throbbing fat cock into another’s wet glistening gargantuan pussy hole repeatedly to create an elegant slapping nose while moaning aggressively

To give an example of this:

(Insert generic name of man) tucked a strand of hair behind (insert generic name of woman)’s hair. Her eyes burned with lust as he stared intently into (insert name of woman)’s breasts. He gently peeled the bra off of her voluptuous breasts and kneaded her chest. She moaned against him and became a squirming mess underneath his touch. (Insert generic name of man) pushed her down into their bed.

“I’m going to make you beg for me tonight” he whispered into her ears

(Insert generic name of woman) purred at his dominance.

“Aren’t you a moaning mess underneath me”

(Insert generic name of woman) stared at him and nodded intently

(Insert generic name of man) removed her panties and took a moment to admire her. Her pussy looked so perfect and f able (you can put that in) just for him.

He began gently rubbing her clit with a finger, rubbing gentle circles until she was completely wet. He then inserted two fingers into her, and tested his perfect little slut.

“Are you a good girl?”

“Y-yes”

“Would you like my cock?”

(Insert generic name of woman) nodded her head lightly

“Mmm such a good little slut for me”
Insert generic name of man) unbuckled his belt and began inserting his big throbbing fat cock into her wet glistening gargantuan pussy hole repeatedly to elicit an elegant slapping nose while they both moaned aggressively. Example of Sex in an everyday colloquial sentence.
by Defyne August 18, 2023
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sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.
Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?
by ajkl19 July 28, 2018
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national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip
“ arackz it’s national car sex dayyyyy”
by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024
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fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch
by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017
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Gru Sex

Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.
GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022
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