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National cheat on your man day

Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!
Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!
by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025
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National Send Soapy Tits Pic Day

The perfect day to send some lovely soapy boobsta piccaroonies to a loved one.
Bro: Dude...why did you send me photos of you in the shower?
Dude: Cause bro, its march first, duh.
Bro: what?
Dude: national send soapy tits pic day.
by lovewizard March 1, 2025
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Three Nationism

A conceptual framework describing society divided into three hierarchical strata. The first, the Destitute, encompasses those living in chronic poverty and extreme social marginalisation, whose life prospects are severely constrained by systemic barriers. The second comprises the working and middle classes, who sustain the economy and civic life yet face limited opportunities for upward social mobility due to structural and institutional constraints. The third, the Ascendant Nation, represents the wealthy and powerful, who consolidate resources, influence, and control over societal institutions, shaping economic, political, and cultural systems to perpetuate and expand their dominance.
The stark contrast in economic fortunes highlights Three Nationism: between 2010 and 2021, within the UK, the wealthiest 1% of households increased their wealth thirty-onefold, while the rest of the population experienced Real Wage growth of merely 1–2%. This pronounced disparity underscores how the Ascendant Nation accumulates wealth and opportunity, leaving the working and middle classes, alongside the Destitute, enduring chronic poverty, confined within severely restricted channels of social and economic mobility.
by DemocracySold September 3, 2025
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National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!
Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident
by New National Days November 7, 2019
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National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.
by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019
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National Booty Pic Day

December 1st

Start off the holiday season right by sending a picture of that fine ass of yours to your favourite beau or belle!
"Damn, Melissa just sent me a booty pic!"
"Of course she did, it's December 1st; National Booty Pic Day!"
by Some meme November 28, 2020
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