Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

silver dog

The term used for a dog that looks hot for there age.

My dog Benny is 10 years old and still thriving, his such a silver dog!

by Bennybearbennysfair July 13, 2018

Temu dog

A large rabbit

Look at that temu dog over there, its huge.

by sniff my toes September 22, 2023

Dogs

an animal that white people love for some reason which I will never understand....

Person 1: You love dogs?
Person 2: Nah that's wypip sh*t

by idk4920 January 19, 2023

cayuga chili dog

When someone crazy pissed of at someone else, and takes a shit on the hood of their automobile.

Cayuga refers to Cayuga, IN. where such things happen, given the right company.

I never seen him that crazy. Apparently he was so pissed off at that bitch bartender, he took a shit on the hood of her Chevy pickup truck/ He called that work of art the 'Cayuga Chili Dog'. Not too firm, not too soft, just right.

by tippy24 October 1, 2017