dirty kun

when the hottest person in the universe dies your hair and then fucks you senselessly using the hair dye as lube and then takes you to the hospital to take care of your inflamed ass.

Yesterday i had a dirty kun

by pumpkinroll May 19, 2020

Dirty Markister

Put a condom on your finger and stick it in the girls ass

"I tottally Dirty Markistered that bitch last night"

by ditymark October 23, 2012

Dirty October

Dirty October is a holiday on October 31st where partners would wear their costumes while getting dirty rough on the bed

Hey baby, today is Dirty October~

by TheGayEmoBoy September 10, 2020

dirty edi

When a guy with a stinky uncircumcised dick takes videos of his butthole while eating his smegma.

he just pulled a dirty edi

by 172736728 September 5, 2023

Dirty Creamery

You fuck her in the ass and cum in her, then she poops in a bowl you cover it with your favorite ice cream toppings and both eat it.

Can we do a dirty creamery for dessert ?

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Dirty Owain

Sleeping with your mothers sister while your uncle fucks your arse

Lost my beanie because i was doing a dirty owain

by Callum Richard Peter Thomas October 8, 2021

dirty vegetable

The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.

I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.

by owlbattle May 14, 2014