half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 6, 2020

Dogs

Piece of heaven sent down to earth.

Friend: do u like dogs-
Me: BITCH I LOVE DOGS OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE CREATURES OMG AAHHH THEY ARE MY WHOLE HEART YO I LOVE THEM SO-
Friend: o-ok I get it...

by Ms. Always right September 1, 2019

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025

The Dogs

/dôɡs/
noun
Singular noun: dog
The lower extremity of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.
Synonyms: Feet, Grippers, Dawgs

The dogs be lookin' fresh right now!

by Piss Gang August 7, 2022

That's a lot of dog

An interdisciplinary term to show surprise at a thing's quantity or quality. Whether it is positive or negative depends on the accompanying expression and context. Fits almost any situation where you want to show that you're impressed.

"That's a lot of dog", admiration on hearing a fellow finance bro has made a lot on their bitcoin.

"That's a lot of dog", sympathetic, when your colleague tells you how much work they need to do to complete their assignment.

"That's a lot of dog", bonding expression when seeing the contents of a friend's shed, food cupboard, paint set or sewing kit.

"That's a lot of dog!", awe, when entering a family member's chicken coop for the first time and you can't believe there is so much egg lay.

by twocrazycats June 13, 2024

Strange Dog

The act of getting naked with your friends and going on all fours, sniffing one another's privates.

Me and my buddies got drunk one night and played a game of "Strange Dog".

by Mabbitman1174 August 22, 2023

Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.

Dude, we gotta go chili dogging tonight!

by Cumbungus November 5, 2020