Runny dog

The aftermath when your dog eats even the slightest amount of cat food and "has the runs" all over the floor.

"Did that dog get into the cat food again? I'm tired of having a runny dog"

by DonutLoverr May 23, 2024

Dog burglar

The male version of a cat burglar.

The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.

by Dark_Brotherhood May 23, 2024

cheddar corn dog

A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .

I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.

by Renn4690 May 25, 2024

P-Dog

It means mr.porter

P-dog is so funny.

by Claire bear May 27, 2024

Dog

Slang term for firearm. Similar to stick, pole, piece, iron, etc

Caught a meth head trying to break in to my car. He ran off when I pulled out my dog

by sushi65GINGER May 28, 2024

Dog

Bussin Bussin

Dog: bussin Bussin

by Gukbb November 25, 2021

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021