cock scratchers

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

by Madness18 January 23, 2018

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Afrodaddy's cock

It's what Google talk to texts interprets when you try to describe going to Aphrodites Rock in Cyprus

I went and visited Afrodaddy's cock

by NURSE HOLLY July 4, 2022

Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.

These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.

by Cabgtv December 1, 2020

cock

omg daddy your cock is so big!

glizzy cock balls

by cacapoopoo91 August 26, 2022

Alarm Cock

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.

Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”

by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019

Golden cock

Tutankhamen’ dick.

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.

by Forestdancer September 10, 2022