Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.
person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011
Get the Seizure facemug. by BIG DICKLES February 14, 2020
Get the Fuck facemug. A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.
Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.
by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025
Get the Face Hemorrhoidmug. by cus January 6, 2022
Get the your facemug. The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
Get the Dick Face-Timemug. Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of her face whilst screaming Batman references.
Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
Get the Two Facemug. by the nikster March 30, 2010
Get the shut your face downmug.