brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 30, 2021

Rona-syndrome

acquiescence to oppression + mind control

lack of critical thinking + lack of empathy lack of love for humanity + heavy metals

lack of understanding of freedom + nonchalance

consent to anything from gov + Stockholm syndrome

TV over family and friends + lack of research

sleepwalking to dystopia and economic ruin.

These days, all he does is hide inside the his face glued to the TV. He's got Rona-syndrome.

by Mr Not Very Cool January 31, 2021

Daniel Asherov Syndrome

Dan-yell Ass-her-ov Sin-drum
Noun, German and Russian decent

1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.

Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?

Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.

by JungleBookFan January 31, 2021

Cyberpunk Syndrome

Since the failure/flop of Cyberpunk, people have adapted an overly forgiving mindset towards the general game market.

'Overwatch 2 is coming out really late, and Overwatch 1 has gotten no ounce of content for 2.5 years?
that's fine honestly, we wouldn't want it to have bugs, right?'

It's been delayed for 2 years? That's ok, we wouldn't want it to have bugs! Better be patient!! Cyberpunk Syndrome

by liun February 5, 2021

sitcom syndrome

When a person interacts with people as if they are being watched by a live audience.

Why is Jerry always making stupid quips about everything?

He has sitcom syndrome. He's responding to an imaginary audience, not to the people actually present.

by BrilliantMuskOx February 7, 2021

Brady Syndrome

A disorder among professional football teams in the NFL where they play abysmal when they play against Tom Brady

The 2020 Kansas City Chiefs are an amazing team, but they caught Brady Syndrome in Super Bowl LV and played terrible

by Cheesey120 February 7, 2021

Quinn Syndrome

A League of legend term pitched by 'Double Hashtag'. It is a term related to champion performance by your team opposed to the other team. In it's simplicity, it's meaning is that if a champion is played on your team, they will perform badly.

However, if that same champion is played on the opposite team, your opponent will perform superbly . A syndrome commonly found in Quinn, Lee sin , Teemo, Vayne and Draven players.

Oh man, even though last game my draven fed, I bet the enemy Team draven in this game is ganna get a penta kill, fuckin Quinn Syndrome.

by Roderick Phillips February 10, 2021